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Stranger: Hi i'm a horny guy looking for horny female

You: i'm hot
Stranger: female?
You: yeh
Stranger: age?
You: whats yer name?
Stranger: mike
Stranger: age?
You: mau tau aja

Stranger: Hello=)<3
You: hello
Stranger: asl? :)
You: whats yer name?
Stranger: Jessica :) yours?
You: 13 f indonesia
You: nadya

You: greeting from north pole
Stranger: yaaa
Stranger: greeting from paris
You: cool
You: it
Stranger: how are tyou today ?
You: good
You: it's sellygomez
Stranger: ??
You: ah norak lu

Stranger: hi
You: hello. it's bill clinton. Give me money.
Stranger: funny intro
Stranger: lol
You: Will you give me money
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: no i WON't

You: hello. it's Bo. smartest dog in the world
Stranger: hello~
Stranger: where are you from~?
You: white house
You: you?
Stranger: where are you from~?
Stranger: i'm from korea
You: well not really from the white house in DC
You: my house is painted white
Stranger: I don't know
You: whatever.
You: Whats your name
Stranger: jesica
Stranger: zzzzzzzzzz

Stranger: YO

You: I'm a cheerleaderr I wouldnt be caught dead talking to a nerd xox

Stranger: Did you know nipples can squirt milk to up to 5 meters?

Stranger: OK

Stranger: HAVE UFN WITH THAT

Stranger: im a girl too

Stranger: and you know what I think?

Stranger: that there should be a sequel to the holocaust

You: HA! It's the Decepticon

You: Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned

Stranger: you r very fun

You: Anyway

You: Asl?

Stranger: f

Stranger: 16

Stranger: korea

You: f 13 indonesia

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: yepp.

Stranger: Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned
Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned
Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned

Stranger: Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned
Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned
Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned
Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned
Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned
Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned

Stranger: Click disconnect and your house will be crashed and burned

You: I'm not going to click disconnect unless I really need to go :p

Stranger: bye

You: WATCHOUUUUT! I'm optimus prime

Stranger: hi

You: Wheres sam

Stranger: fuck off optimus

You: whatev

Stranger: sam's not here