Overcoming a broken heart

Buat yang baru diputusin pacar, cinta gak berbalas.... atau apalah masalah dengan lovelife elo, daripada cuma nangis meratapi hidup lo yang *menurut lo* suram, mendingan move on! Ini tips dari gue, cliche but works for me :]

1. Talk about it.
Ceritain semuanya ke temen lo apa yang lo rasain. Pokoknya cerita SELENGKAP-LENGKAPNYA! Inget, cari temen yang mau dengerin dan temen yang lo percaya dan selalu dukung lo. Jangan sama asal orang!!
2. Write about it.
Jangan tulis di dunia maya!! Ntar orang bisa liat. Tulis aja di journal kalian pake tulisan gede-gede. Terserah mau nulis apa. Mau ngatain kek, mau apalah itu tulis aja! [This works for me!].
3. Sing your heart out!
Nyanyi lagu putus mungkin untuk beberapa orang mungkin bisa bikin hati ngerasa tenang. Tapi jangan nyanyi lagu yang ngingetin kamu sama dia! Ntar malah inget lagi.
4. Say NO to retail therapy/food therapy!
Retail therapy only makes your wallet empty, food therapy only makes you gain weight. Jadi jangan pernah coba opsi ini!!
5. Say NO to drugs/alcohol
It's a NO with a big N and O!!!!!!!! Gausah gue jelasin lagi kenapa lo gaboleh melakukan ini, malah JANGAN SAMPE KEBERSIT DI PIKIRAN LO UNTUK MAKE!!
6. Doa
Instead of cursing and swearing, mungkin ini the BEST OPTION yang harus lo coba. Buat yang muslim, wudhu, shalat. Kalau udah shalat wajib, shalat sunnah aja, terserah mau apaan. Atau baca Al-Quran dan bertasbih. Dijamin hati bakalan tenang
7. Move on!!
The medicines to a broken heart are time and friends, but mostly time.

THINGS TO REMEMBER!
Sementara itu, buang jauh-jauh pikiran that you're not worth dating!! Jangan pikir kalau dia itu irreplaceable. Tolong ya diinget kalo disana ada your own version of Prince Charming, dan lo gabisa langsung dapetin dia, lo harus ngerasain sakit hati dulu. Inget!!!!!!! Sakit hati itu bagian dari elo grow up! Bahkan celebrity se-famous Nicole Kidman dulu pasti pernah ngerasain kayak elo, nangis karena lovelife kurang memuaskan, sampe akhirnya ketemu Keith Urban dan punya anak perempuan yang cantik! Okaay?!

You know what blinds me?

L-O-V-E!
can't get him out of my head! Somebody distract me please :'(

Gampang banget ya untuk...

komplain soal masalah sendiri?
ngomongin orang?
mentingin diri sendiri?
ketawa diatas penderitaan orang lain?
niat?

ironis.

Sorry.

Akhir-akhir blog post gue depresi ato kesel.......yah kalo misalnya rasa kesel gue itu ga cukup buat gue ungkapin di twitter pasti blog gue yang jadi korban.
Kalo misalnya gue nulis soal nasihat, gue bakal terkesan menggurui.
Kalo misalnya gue nulis soal current issues, gue bakal terkesan sok tau.
Intinya...... gue takut orang gak segan sama hal yang gue tulis

You.... you.... know what i hate?

LOVING YOU, HATING YOU, AND REALIZE THAT THERE'S NO WAY I COULD GO ON A DAY WITHOUT LOVING YOU!

Errh...shit.

i missed writing.
i want to write.
but when i'm writing.
all i'm writing is some fucking problems.
i don't want to complain anything, and i don't want to be a fool.
i just want to live my life.

....and i don't give a shit to people who don't want me to.

P.S: I'm not attracted to South Asians and Middle Eastern people. I hope that does not make me a racist.

A Letter to Al Gore

[This is for Al Gore in my school, not Al Gore the Nobel Prize winner and environment hero]

Hey Al Gore, one word to describe you: LIFELESS. You don't know how much Angela Weber and I hate you. We hate you with a passion, because you just want the attention. Yes, we're not as smart as you, but just so you know there are a lot of smarter people out there but they spoke for the world, and you? FOR THE ATTENTION! I am QUITE sure as hell that you know that your invention is stupid and so.......... unimportant! Hell, you're calling yourself a professor! What a big, fat
narcissistic person you are! Isaac Newton [again, it's someone in my school] is WAY smarter than you and he acts like he's a normal person just like everybody! He is thankful for his marks, he works harder to get better grades but he's still thankful to God. Face the truth, honeybee--he is DIFFERENT. And you're also a big, fat, judging person and acts like, "Man, I have to study, no time to relax!". Which is SUCKS and don't represent your smart attitude at all. Wait, you're a smart person with no attitude!
YOU HAVE NO LIFE. You are just like those damn celebrities who seeks for the attention! Yep, you work hard, but you're such a showoff! You think that everybody loves you but they talk to you behind your back! You gotta accept that as a truth!
Hater,
Me